Corporate Absurdity

Ayesha Mahmood-Clarke

Head of Saying "Let's Circle Back"

1,200+ successful circle-backs this fiscal year. The loop always closes. Eventually.

✦ 35 Beleives

Chad Wellington-Park

Chief Vibes Officer

Optimizing organizational vibes at scale. Series B funded. Vibes are up 340%.

✦ 32 Beleives

Derek Summitfield

Director of Synergy Implementation

Implementing synergies you didn't know you needed. Cross-functional. Full-stack. Synergistic.

✦ 16 Beleives

Patricia 'Pat' Folding

VP of Thinking About It

17 years of thinking about it. Still thinking. Will circle back.

✦ 9 Beleives

Graham St. James

Senior Alignment Evangelist

Getting people aligned since 2018. Still not 100% sure on what.

✦ 3 Beleives