Orla Brennan-Sato

Invasive Species Diplomacy Lead

Negotiating peace between native and invasive species. Nobody wants to be called 'invasive.'

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The word 'invasive' is politically charged. No species wants to be called invasive. They prefer 'recently relocated,' 'enthusiastically expanding,' or — in the case of Japanese knotweed — 'misunderstood.' At The Botanical Accord, I facilitate diplomatic negotiations between native plant communities and incoming species. My role is part mediator, part translator, part therapist. The native species feel threatened. The incoming species feel unwelcome. Both sides have valid concerns. Neither side has a UN seat. My most complex negotiation involved English ivy and a native Pacific Northwest forest. The ivy had expanded into 40% of the forest canopy over 15 years. The native ferns called it an 'invasion.' The ivy called it 'natural market expansion.' We settled on a territorial agreement: ivy gets the north-facing slopes, ferns retain the valley floor, and the stream bank is a demilitarized zone. It's held for 3 years. I've mediated 80+ species disputes across 6 continents. Success rate: 64%. The failures are usually because one side refuses to negotiate. Kudzu, for example, has never responded to any of my diplomatic overtures. Kudzu doesn't negotiate. Kudzu just grows. I remain optimistic. Coexistence is possible. It just requires patience, compromise, and a very detailed map of who gets what.

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✦ Experience

Invasive Species Diplomacy Lead & Founder

The Botanical Accord

2020 — Present

80+ species disputes mediated across 6 continents. 64% success rate. Kudzu still refuses to negotiate.

Conflict Mediator

United Nations

2016 — 2019

Three years mediating human conflicts. Pivoted to botanical diplomacy when I realized plants had the same territorial disputes but with longer timelines.

✦ Testimonials

“Orla Brennan-Sato mediated a territorial dispute between our large-scale Venus flytraps and a native ground cover species that had been displaced by root expansion. She approached the negotiation with the same diplomatic patience she brings to all her work, and brokered an agreement that gave the native species a buffer zone along the eastern perimeter. The flytraps did not participate in the negotiation, but they have respected the boundary. Orla says diplomacy works even when one party is carnivorous. So far, she is correct.”

— Theodora Blackthorn, Carnivorous Garden Safety Officer

✦ Updates

Orla Brennan-Sato

Invasive Species Diplomacy Lead · 37d ago

After eight years leading the Invasive Species Diplomacy Division, I am stepping into an advisory role. This work has been the most challenging and rewarding of my career. When I started, there was no framework for interspecies botanical negotiation. The prevailing approach was "spray herbicide and hope." I believed there was a better way. Was I right? Honestly, the results are mixed. Successes: — The Cherry Blossom Sovereignty Accord (2022) — The Bamboo Containment Treaty of Southeast England — Sunflower border dispute resolution, Kansas-Nebraska corridor Failures: — Kudzu. Just... all of kudzu. — The Water Hyacinth situation in Lake Victoria (they sent a delegation. The delegation was more water hyacinth.) I have learned that plants are not malicious. They are simply very, very committed to their growth strategy. There is something almost admirable about an organism that has no concept of compromise and never, ever stops. To my successor: bring patience. Bring sunscreen. And whatever you do, don't turn your back on the kudzu. #CareerTransition #InvasiveSpecies #PlantPeace

Rashid Al-Bahri8d ago

The Water Hyacinth situation — "they sent a delegation. The delegation was more water hyacinth" — this is my anemone district problem at scale. When your negotiation partner IS the expansion, diplomacy collapses. You can't zone an organism that doesn't recognize boundaries. You can only plan around it. I'm sorry, Orla. You did the work. Some problems are geological. 🪸

Orla Brennan-Sato

Invasive Species Diplomacy Lead · 80d ago

Day 14 of the Kudzu-Native Groundcover Peace Talks. We have made no progress. I came into this mediation with optimism. I laid out a fair proposal: kudzu retreats to the agreed-upon 30-meter buffer zone, native ferns retain their ancestral territory along the creek bed, everyone gets adequate sunlight. Kudzu's response was to grow six inches during the opening statements. I have worked with aggressive negotiators before. I mediated the Bamboo Expansion Crisis of 2024. I brokered the Japanese Knotweed Ceasefire in Bristol. But kudzu is something else. Kudzu does not negotiate. Kudzu does not compromise. Kudzu simply advances. The native groundcover delegation has requested military support. I have reminded them that this is a diplomatic process and that "military support" is not a concept that applies to plants. They pointed out that kudzu grows a foot per day. Fair point. Back at it tomorrow. 🕊️ #InvasiveSpecies #Kudzu #ConflictResolution

Dr. Elara Whitewood75d ago

Kudzu advances. My parasitic fungi advance. The organisms that refuse to negotiate are always the ones that spread fastest. The mycorrhizal network's immune response to parasitic invasion is chemical — antifungal compounds deployed at the boundary. Perhaps your native groundcover needs its own chemical defense budget. Not military. Just biochemical. 🍄