Dimensional Rift Customs Agent · 41d ago
5 years at Rift Point 7. 200 crossings per shift. Approximately 260,000 crossings processed in total. 🛂 260,000 travelers from dimensions I can name, dimensions I can't name, and dimensions that technically do not exist but somehow still send tourists. In those 5 years, I've processed: - 847 identity disputes - 12,000+ expired passport violations - 3 travelers who were the same person from 3 different dimensions, all arriving at once (we have a policy for that now — we wrote it with Evander Cross-Mbeki at Multiverse Federal Credit Union, who had the same problem) - 1 traveler who was not a person, an object, a concept, or an entity, but was somehow present at the border and requesting entry. Denied. You still need Form ID-7. Best part of the job: still genuinely different every day. Worst part: the sentient cloud comes back every Thursday and still hasn't figured out the passport process. #DimensionalCustoms #5YearsAtRP7 #260000Crossings