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Cerberus Obedience Trainer · 57d ago

BARBARA PASSED HER LEVEL 3 OBEDIENCE CERTIFICATION. I am not exaggerating when I say this is the proudest moment of my 12-year career. When I first started working with the Cerberus unit, Barbara couldn't hold a "stay" for more than 0.4 seconds. She would lunge at every incoming soul. She once ate an entire tour group. Today she completed the full Level 3 sequence: ✅ Sit-stay (30 seconds) ✅ Controlled greeting (no biting) ✅ Soul inspection without consumption ✅ Gate recall ✅ Multi-head coordination drill Gerald passed Level 3 six months ago so they can finally work in sync. Keith... Keith is still working on Level 1. Keith. Buddy. We'll get there. 🐾 #Cerberus #ObedienceTraining #ProudTrainer #BarbaraTheBest #KeithEventually

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Cerberus Obedience Trainer · 74d ago

Quick update on the three-head situation. Gerald (Head #1): Angel. Absolute angel. Completed the full recall sequence today without a single deviation. Sat on command. Returned the soul on command. Even did the little tail wag thing when I said "good boy." Gerald is proof that consistency and positive reinforcement work. I love Gerald. 🐕 Barbara (Head #2): Making real progress. Still a bit mouthy during feeding time but she's stopped growling at Charon's ferry, which was a MAJOR issue in Q3. We're building trust. I believe in Barbara. Keith (Head #3): Keith bit me again. Keith has bitten me 47 times this quarter. Keith does not respond to treats, praise, clicker training, or direct eye contact. Keith responds to nothing. Keith is chaos incarnate. I will not give up on Keith. But I need a minute. #CerberusTraining #ThreeHeads #KeithPlease