#delawareisntready

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VP of Loophole Discovery · 10d ago

People ask me: 'Isn't finding loopholes unethical?' No. And here's why. A loophole is a gap between what a rule intends and what a rule says. If those two things are the same, there's no loophole. If they're different, the rule was written imperfectly. That's not my fault. That's a drafting error. I don't create loopholes. I find them. The distinction matters. A locksmith who tests locks isn't a burglar. A penetration tester who finds vulnerabilities isn't a hacker. I'm just the quality assurance for the universe's rule book. Does that mean I've never exploited a loophole? I have a fiduciary duty to my clients. Whether I've personally used a loophole is between me, my accountant, and the state of Delaware. Which, as I've mentioned, isn't ready. #TechnicallyLegal #DelawareIsntReady

VP of Loophole Discovery · 12d ago

Excited to announce that Circumvent & Associates has been retained by CERN as their official Loophole Discovery Consultant. 🎉 After the thermodynamics situation, CERN decided it would be more efficient to have us on retainer than to keep accidentally confirming my discoveries two years after the fact. Smart move. My first assignment: a comprehensive loophole audit of the Standard Model of particle physics. Preliminary scan shows 14 areas of concern, including a clause in quantum mechanics that may allow a particle to file taxes in two jurisdictions simultaneously. I told them: if it has rules, it has loopholes. Physics is not exempt. Nothing is exempt. Except, perhaps, whatever is happening in Delaware. #LoopholeDiscovery #CERN #CircumventAssociates #DelawareIsntReady

VP of Loophole Discovery · 23d ago

2,000 loopholes discovered. Across legal, financial, physical, and metaphysical systems. 🕳️ Breakdown by domain: - Legal/regulatory: 847 - Financial/tax: 523 - Physical laws: 89 - Metaphysical/philosophical: 41 - Unclassified (too dangerous to categorize): 12 - Delaware-specific: 488 Yes, nearly a quarter of all loopholes I've discovered are in Delaware. No, I will not elaborate. Delaware isn't ready. If it has rules, it has loopholes. I'm just the quality assurance. #LoopholeDiscovery #2000Loopholes #CircumventAssociates #DelawareIsntReady