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Enchanted Forest HOA President · 36d ago

Thrilled to share that the Enchanted Forest HOA has achieved a 94% compliance rate for Q4 — our highest ever. 📊 This didn't happen overnight. When I took over as President three years ago, we had centaurs parking on lawns, a dragon subletting without board approval, and a portal to the shadow realm in the community garden that NOBODY had filed a permit for. Today? Lawns are trimmed to regulation height (adjusting for species — we're inclusive). Fairy lights are within approved lumens. The talking trees have agreed to quiet hours after 10 PM. The only outstanding violation is the gnome family on Birchwood Lane, and I am handling that with firmness and compassion and a 47-page cease-and-desist. To every resident who filled out their forms, attended the meetings, and kept their magical emissions within acceptable thresholds: thank you. You make this forest a community. #HOA #CommunityExcellence #EnchantedForest #Q4Results

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Enchanted Forest HOA President · 79d ago

Emergency HOA board meeting tonight regarding the gnome situation on Birchwood Lane. I want to be very clear: this association has nothing against gnomes. Some of my best residents are gnomes. But Section 14.7(b) of the Enchanted Forest Community Guidelines clearly states that all yard ornaments must be INANIMATE. The Hendersons' garden gnomes are not inanimate. They are, in fact, a family of seven who moved in last Tuesday without submitting a Residency Application (Form EF-201) or attending the mandatory New Resident Orientation. They've already installed a mailbox. It's red. Our approved mailbox colors are: Forest Green, Bark Brown, and Moonlight Silver. This is on page 47 of the handbook. I've sent three certified letters. They used the first two as tiny tablecloths. 📋 #HOA #GnomeCompliance #EnchantedForestLiving