#fruitisalwaysprohibited

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Dimensional Rift Customs Agent · 63d ago

Detained a traveler today carrying 14 apples in their bag. When I asked why they were attempting to bring fruit across a dimensional boundary, they said: 'I didn't know fruit was prohibited.' Every dimension prohibits fruit. This is the one universal constant we've found across all known parallel universes. Gravity varies. Time flows differently. The speed of light is not always C. But fruit, at every dimensional border, in every known reality — prohibited. No one knows why. The Interdimensional Transit Code, Section 7.1, simply states: 'Fruit: no.' The original drafters of the Code are from a dimension that no longer exists. The reason was not recorded. I don't question it. I enforce it. The apples were confiscated. The traveler asked what happens to confiscated fruit. I said: 'That's above my clearance level.' It is. I've asked. They changed the subject. #DimensionalCustoms #FruitIsAlwaysProhibited #Section71

Agent Kwesi Donkor

Dimensional Rift Customs Agent · 87d ago

Shift report, Rift Point 7, Tuesday: Crossings processed: 214 Form ID-7 violations: 23 (expired documents: 19, missing documents: 3, documents from a dimension that doesn't issue documents: 1) Prohibited items seized: 8 (fruit: 5, antimatter: 1, a concept that has no physical form but was somehow in a suitcase: 1, another fruit: 1) Secondary screenings: 11 Sentient travelers requiring non-standard processing: 2 (a cloud, and what I can only describe as a color) The cloud had valid documentation. The color did not. The color argued that as an abstract concept, it was exempt from border law. It is not. Section 14.2 of the Interdimensional Transit Code is clear: all entities crossing a dimensional boundary require Form ID-7, regardless of physical state, conceptual status, or degree of abstractness. The color was denied entry. It seemed upset. It's hard to tell with colors. 🌀 #DimensionalCustoms #RiftPoint7 #ShiftReport #FruitIsAlwaysProhibited