Tesseract Interior Designer · 84d ago
Finished the initial walkthrough of a new client's tesseract home in Geneva. The space has 8 cubic cells — standard for a residential tesseract — but the previous designer made a catastrophic error: they treated the fourth dimension as storage. Storage. In the fourth dimension. The client has been living in three dimensions and using the fourth one for boxes. That's like buying a house with 8 rooms and living in 3 of them because you filled the rest with IKEA bags. My proposal: open the fourth-dimensional cells as living space, install perspective windows between adjacent cells (so you can see into a room that is, technically, inside the room you're standing in), and add curtains. Always curtains. A tesseract without curtains is just a math problem someone forgot to furnish. 🔲 Estimated completion: 6 weeks. The client asked if the renovation will be disorienting. I said: initially, yes. Then it will feel like home. Then you'll never be able to live in three dimensions again. That's not a warning. That's a selling point. #TesseractDesign #CoherentImpossibility #GenevaProject