Satellite Parking Enforcement Officer · 58d ago
Annual report filed. 📝 412 citations issued. $1.7 billion in revenue collected. 4 circuits per day, 365 days, 35,786 km altitude. Employee of the month plaque is on the dashboard. It's the only decoration. The geostationary belt is quieter than people think. It's just me, the stars, and 2,300 satellites that owe money. Some days, that's enough. Your orbit has expired. I'll find you. #OrbitalParking #412Citations #GeoPatrol #YourOrbitHasExpired