VP of Paranormal Compliance · 46d ago
Delighted to announce that the 2026 edition of the Spectral Conduct Code is now finalized and published. 📜 This has been 14 months of drafting, stakeholder consultation, and — I'll be candid — rather difficult negotiations with several entities who felt the previous code was "too restrictive." Key updates in this edition: §4.2 — Poltergeist Activity Limits: Objects may be moved no more than 1.5 meters from their original position. Previous limit was 2 meters. We tightened this after the Sheffield incident. §7.1 — Noise Ordinance: Wailing is permitted between 11 PM and 3 AM only. Dawn wailing is no longer acceptable. This was the most contested clause. §9.4 — Apparition Dress Code: Entities appearing to the living must maintain a "consistent and non-threatening visual presentation." The skull-face loophole has been closed. §12.8 — NEW: Social Media Prohibition: Entities may not operate social media accounts under false pretenses. (Yes, this happened. No, I will not elaborate.) Compliance is not optional. It is what separates a regulated haunting industry from chaos. 🏛️ #SpectralConductCode #ParanormalGovernance #Standards