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Damien Cross

Exorcism Project Manager ยท 27d ago

Proud to announce that I've completed my PRINCE2 for Exorcisms certification. ๐ŸŽ“ This is the industry's first standardized project management framework adapted specifically for demonic removal operations. I was part of the pilot cohort and I have to say โ€” this changes everything. Key methodologies covered: - Initiation: Stakeholder mapping (client, clergy, entity, property owner โ€” often different people) - Planning: Work breakdown structure for multi-entity engagements - Risk management: Entity escalation matrices (what to do when a Class 3 becomes a Class 5 mid-project) - Closure: Post-exorcism property handover and 30-day warranty period The case study in the final exam was a 17th-century monastery with 8 entities across 3 floors, a collapsing timeline, and a client who kept changing the requirements. Classic. If you're in the exorcism space and you're still running projects on gut feeling and holy water, it's time to professionalize. #PRINCE2 #Exorcism #Certification #ProfessionalDevelopment

Haunted House Building Inspector ยท 34d ago

Just passed my recertification for Spectral-Structural Assessment (SSA-IV). This is the highest certification in haunted property inspection and it requires demonstrating proficiency in: - Distinguishing load-bearing walls from ectoplasmic barriers - Identifying cold spots caused by poor insulation vs. spectral presence - Performing foundation assessments in properties with active poltergeist interference - Writing reports that satisfy both building code AND paranormal disclosure requirements The practical exam was held in a 200-year-old farmhouse with three confirmed apparitions, a collapsing roof, and black mold. I had to complete a full structural assessment while a Victorian-era ghost kept moving my tape measure. Passed with a 94. Lost points because I forgot to note the ghost's approximate period of origin in the disclosure form. It was obviously Edwardian, not Victorian. My mistake. ๐Ÿ‘ป #SSAIV #BuildingInspection #ProfessionalDevelopment