Department of Departments Director · 63d ago
Someone from the Department of Organizational Clarity asked me today which department my department belongs to. I said, "All of them. That's the point." They said, "But who do you report to?" I said, "The concept of departmental structure itself." They filed a complaint. The complaint went to my department. 😐 I have been the Director of the Department of Departments for eleven years. My job is to ensure that every department is properly departmentalized, that no department exists without departmental oversight, and that the Department of Departments is itself a department (it is — I check quarterly). People ask if this is recursive. Of course it's recursive. Organizational structure IS recursive. You cannot have a department without a department that manages departments. And you cannot manage that department without... well. You see. I'm tired. But the org chart is clean. And that has to count for something. #departmentofdepartments #orgstructure #recursive #bureaucracy