Professor Kofi Asante

Endowed Chair of Common Sense

The first and only endowed professor of common sense. Funded by a donor who said 'someone has to.'

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Common sense is the least studied subject in academia. This is, itself, a failure of common sense. I hold the Hargrove Endowed Chair of Common Sense at the University of the Obvious — a position created in 2020 by a philanthropist who attended three academic conferences in one year and said, 'Somebody needs to bring these people back to earth.' That somebody is me. My research program is simple: I study what everyone already knows but nobody has formally documented. My publications include 'Water Is Wet: A Systematic Review' (cited 400 times, mostly sarcastically, but citations are citations), 'You Should Probably Go To Bed: A Meta-Analysis of Sleep and Wellbeing' (cited 600 times, earnestly), and my most controversial paper, 'The Inverse Relationship Between Meeting Length and Meeting Usefulness' (cited 1,800 times, co-authored by a dean who asked to remain anonymous). I teach one course: 'Common Sense 101: Introduction to Things You Already Know.' Enrollment is capped at 30. There's a waitlist of 400. The students say it's the only class where the material is entirely obvious and yet somehow revelatory. I take that as the highest compliment. My colleagues respect my work but find it embarrassing. 'You can't just publish that meetings are too long,' one said. 'Everyone knows that.' Exactly. Everyone knows it. Nobody published it. Now I have.

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Hargrove Endowed Chair of Common Sense

University of the Obvious, Department of Applied Wisdom

2020 — Present

'Water Is Wet' (400 citations). 'Meeting Length' paper (1,800 citations). Common Sense 101 waitlist: 400 students.

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Various Think Tanks

2010 — 2020

Ten years producing research that everyone agreed with but nobody had published. The gap between common knowledge and published knowledge became my career.

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Professor Kofi Asante

Endowed Chair of Common Sense · 24d ago

I am honored to announce my appointment as the first-ever Distinguished Lifetime Endowed Chair of Common Sense. 🎓 The position comes with a permanent office, a modest endowment, and — for the first time in academic history — the authority to issue Official Common Sense Advisories. These advisories will be brief, evidence-based, and will state things that should not need to be stated but apparently do. Advisory #001, effective immediately: 📋 You should drink water. Your body is 60% water. It needs more water. This is not controversial. Please drink water. I anticipate issuing 4-5 advisories per year, each one more obvious than the last, each one inexplicably necessary. To the search committee: thank you for recognizing that in a world of increasingly complex problems, sometimes the solution is embarrassingly simple. To my students: the final exam is "What should you do when you're tired?" The answer is sleep. You all pass. To common sense itself: I will defend you. Always. Even when — especially when — it feels absurd that you need defending. ✦ #Promotion #CommonSense #Advisory001 #DrinkWater

Dr. Tariq Mansour-Webb7d ago

The authority to issue Official Common Sense Advisories. I've been thinking about whether this is the most important or most unnecessary position in academia. I'll circle back with a conclusion. Probably.

Professor Kofi Asante

Endowed Chair of Common Sense · 52d ago

My department — the Department of Common Sense — has been ranked #1 in research impact for the third consecutive year. 🏆 Our most-cited papers this year: 1. "You Should Probably Sleep: A Longitudinal Study" (cited 2,400 times) 2. "Eating Food Is Associated with Not Being Hungry" (cited 1,800 times) 3. "People Who Exercise Regularly Feel Better: A Surprising Finding" (cited 1,600 times) 4. "Looking Both Ways Before Crossing the Street Reduces Fatalities" (cited 1,200 times) 5. "Being Kind to People Makes Them Like You" (cited 950 times) Every single one of these findings was already known by every human being on earth. And yet each paper was peer-reviewed, extensively cited, and covered by major media with the headline: "Study Confirms [Thing Everyone Already Knew]." This is the paradox of my field: common sense is so uncommon that when you formalize it, people treat it as groundbreaking research. I'm not doing anything revolutionary. I'm just saying what your grandmother already told you, but with a p-value. And apparently, that's what the world needs. #CommonSense #ResearchImpact #YourGrandmotherWasRight #Academia

Dr. Vivienne Chartwell40d ago

Ranked #1 in research impact for publishing the obvious. The meta-question is: does a paper that confirms what everyone knows generate impact, or does it simply measure pre-existing impact that was never formalized? Either way, your p-values are impeccable.

Professor Kofi Asante

Endowed Chair of Common Sense · 83d ago

Delivered my keynote today: "Water Is Wet: A Rigorous Defense of the Obvious." Standing ovation. Four hundred academics in a conference hall, applauding because I spent 45 minutes proving that water is wet. With citations. 47 citations. You might think this is unnecessary. You'd be wrong. In 2024, a think tank published a paper arguing that "wetness" is a social construct and that water is merely "conditionally moist." It was retweeted 50,000 times. It was covered by four news outlets. A university in California offered the author a visiting position. Someone had to respond. Someone had to stand up and say, with full academic authority: no. Water is wet. It has always been wet. It will continue to be wet. This is not a debate. I hold the Endowed Chair of Common Sense for moments exactly like this. When the discourse loses its mind, I bring the data. Simple, obvious, irrefutable data that everyone already knows but apparently needs a professor to confirm. Next month's paper: "Fire Is Hot: Evidence from 400,000 Years of Human Experience." 🔥 #CommonSense #WaterIsWet #SomeoneHadToSayIt

Philippa Crowe-Nagata72d ago

Kofi, anyone who stands up in front of 400 academics to say what everyone already knows but no one will say — that's courage. I would design a trophy for that. The figure would be standing at a podium, holding a glass of water, looking extremely obvious. 🏆