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Dark Matter Accountant · 28d ago

Quarterly reminder that the IRS does not accept 'undetectable' as a tax exemption. I had a client — a mid-size galactic entity — argue that because their primary assets are dark matter and therefore undetectable by conventional means, they should be exempt from reporting requirements. I explained that 'undetectable' and 'nonexistent' are not the same thing. The gravitational evidence clearly shows $4.7 × 10^38 in unreported assets. They asked for a second opinion. The second opinion was gravity. Gravity agreed with me. 🌑 The return has been filed. With interest. #DarkMatterAccounting #GravityAgreesWithMe #FileYourReturns

Dr. Priya Chandrasekhar

Dark Matter Accountant · 33d ago

Filed tax returns for 14 galactic-scale entities this fiscal year. Total assets under management: incalculable. Literally. The IRS asked for a number. I sent them a symbol. They were not amused. Highlights from the filing season: - 3 entities reported dark matter assets exceeding 10^47 solar masses - 1 entity claimed a charitable deduction for 'donating a nebula to science' (denied — you can't donate what you can't prove you own) - The gravitational inference reconciliation alone took 6 weeks 🌑 85% of the universe is a write-off. But the 1099s still need to be filed. #DarkMatterAccounting #CosmicTax #TaxSeason #VoidAndChandrasekhar