Parallel Universe Branch Manager Ā· 54d ago
Milestone: 14,000 cross-dimensional transfers processed since I became Branch Manager of Universe 7-Alpha. š¦ 14,000 transactions across 48 parallel universes, each with its own currency, its own regulatory framework, and its own version of me insisting that the paperwork is correct. The most complex transfer in those 14,000? A client who needed to send $50,000 to herself in Universe 19-Delta, where the dollar doesn't exist and all value is stored in the concept of Tuesday. We converted USD to Tuesday-equivalents at the prevailing rate. The client in 19-Delta received approximately 3.2 Tuesdays. She seemed satisfied. I've been asked if managing a branch that serves 48 realities is stressful. It is. But the pension is good. In this universe, at least. I've been told it's better in Universe 22-Epsilon. I've been told a lot of things by the other 47 versions of me. Most of them are complaints. #MultiverseBanking #14000Transfers #ThePensionIsGood